Broken-hearted Clinic

     Hello all ladies but not gentlemen, welcome to our Broken-hearted Clinic. Nowadays, there are numerous ladies attacked by the broken-hearted disease. Many of them go out of control and some of them commit suicide. Our clinic perceives this terrible crisis and we have pursued the medical research in the antidote. Eventually, we find out the four pills to cure the broken-hearted disease. Let’s see the specific properties of each.

      The first pill is called Crying. Actually, one cannot be broken-hearted without tears. So, let your tears flood during listening to heartbroken songs or watch love tragic movies. Optimistically, this is the time you can get into the songs or movies most. Crying until you are at the most painful point, you will recognize that losing many tears do not make you lose your balance as caused by the *meniere’s disease. The world still spins and you are still alive.
      The second pill is called Good Looking. The ones, attacked by the broken-hearted disease, often make their lives worthless by getting drunk, eating too much, quitting their job or avoiding society. Is it better to take care of yourself more? Enjoy your single life with your friends and family, work diligently, and spend your time freely. You can do all of them without being worried about not calling your boyfriend to tell where you are and what you are doing. By the Good Looking pill, you may slightly get even with your ex-boyfriend. He may regret you when he sees you are more attractive and successful. Consequently, your health will be improved, both physical and mental. This is as if killing two birds with one stone.
      The third pill is called Helping. Some argue that we should not help others while we are blue. But this is just as fighting fire with fire and so relieving suffering with suffering. Because a general symptom of the disease is to feel poor; to help the poorer ones, such as orphans and homeless people, makes you to feel better and see how worthy you are.
     The last pill is called Facing. To face others without tears, especially face your ex-boyfriend shows that you survive. When you meet him, you may miss him. But “practice makes perfect”. Similarly, after you meet him many times, you will be indifferent to him. You may say hi him with a smile as if he is your friend. Probably, he puzzles why you are happier without him.
    These are the directions to take the pills. For the Crying pill, you must take it first and can’t continually take it more than a week. Then you take the rest afterwards and they can be taken interchangeably, depending on the situations you encounter. Except the Crying pill, you can take all as large dose as you want, without having any side effects. Besides, the pills don’t cause the negative attitudes towards your next love. All four pills are effective, guaranteed by women doctors who were experienced and got over the broken-hearted disease before.

Wish you a happy single life and to find a new love soon. Thank you for coming.

*Meniere’s disease is a disorder of the inner ear that can affect hearing and balance to varying degree.